After the Dolphins left with all the ocean’s fish eons ago we were left here with some of the most vial, gruesome and terrifying predators known through the course of history; Turtles! There is but one escape for us now! We must walk the stars like fish did before us, to escape our wretched faith in the waters of Chichiyaku. Our genius scientists have recently discovered a way to put gas…
wait for it…
in a chamber! I know it’s hard to believe, but these crazy buggers dun gone and did it. The idea is to warm it up and shoot it out! Like, kablam! Do not stand behind the engine though, like my cousin Furgie did… If you pass enough of this hot gas through holes in the bottom of what we know as space shuttles, you can reach escape velocity, meaning you escape the gravitational pull of the planet! In other words; no more Jellyfish kebab!
Oh silly me, I forgot to tell you about our amazing, yet moderately terrifying home. At the heart of our system is a blazing star called Calcifer, it’s bright orange glow shines up the seas of our, once terrestrial, now mostly oceanic little rock. Which we must get off of, I might add! And mysteriously enough the way of the land results in a rather ominous looking planet from afar, hence the name: Chichiyaku.
You may have picked up on the fact that we’re, very much sentient, jellyfish. And this is where our brilliant blog derives its name from: our young brave planulas (jellyfish larva). Trained for generations, with only the most advanced tool; the towel. These young kadets hold our future in their prideful tentacles, among the stars, soon enough.